That's right, Shelby pays the mortgage for Shelby's house.
It takes me some time and I tend to split up my mortgage paying throughout the day.
Typically, I start in the morning after my morning ritual and end twenty minutes later when I pass out.
It is exhausting!
The dog thinks that we live here for free. He doesn't understand my mortgage paying efforts.
Doesn't surprise Shelby. He lacks brain matter....and my punching him in the skull several times a day probably rids him of any brain cells he started off with.
Sucks to be him!
After I've woken up and cleaned myself for hours, the mortgage paying continues until the time after Motha comes home and eats her delectable morsels of lunch.
She claims that her and Fatha pay the mortgage. That's bull! They go to a place called "werk" and do "werk things"...none of which include the word "mortgage."
Motha needs to start thanking me for paying the mortgage by providing me with endless amounts of delectable treat morsels!
I suppose your curious minds are wondering what I do to pay the mortgage.
It's quite complicated! If I tell you then I will have to slap the dog in the face open-clawed. Still want to know?
If you said yes, then congratulations! The dog will be slapped.
If you said no, then I will take it as a yes and slap the dog anyway.
Here it is...Shelby's mortgage paying!
...and so you have it!
That is what I do to pay the mortgage. Time to go find a blanket and get started on next month's payment!
Ahhh you wilcome!
