I survived on:
1. Cat grass
2. Delicious morsels of treat crumbs from the carpet
3. The crap they use in the coffee pot to make Mommy normal in the morning. It's great! Feels like electricity!
So...Motha caved and bought my old food. She tried mixing in some of the "healthier" food but I throw that shit right out.
I heard cat food is bad for dogs to eat. So that's a win-win! I throw the healthy food out and the dog eats it and gets sick! Yay!
Unfortunately, I did taste some of the healthy food and it isn't all that bad. Perhaps, I will eat some of it...in addition to my delicious, mouth-watering food.
Summer is coming up and I could benefit from shedding a few ounces. My pink collar is getting a little tight. We can't have that happen!
Time to do sit-ups....after a snack and a nap!
