...I don't know since I've been sleeping for 14 hours...
Seems like morning since the glorious sun is out.
Want to know what I do every morning? Well, my feline loving friends, I'm about to tell you!
(If you said, no I don't want to hear what you do every morning then you can remove yourself from this earth and planet.)
Shelby's Morning Ritual:
-Wake mommy and daddy up by jumping on their heads.
-Spit in the dogs mouth and then wake him up by slapping him in the throat.
-Smash my head against the bathroom door and stare at mommy as she's getting ready for werk things.
-Smash my head against my oasis sink water spout until mommy lets me have a drink.
-Stare at the dripping water for hours until bitch mommy turns it off.
-Run about the hallway chasing things that aren't there.
-Drink some water from my bowl.
-Run around the downstairs hallway, again chasing things that aren't there.
-Thirsty again! Drink fathas remaining shower water from the tub! (Don't knock it til you try it, assholes!)
-Meow twice and receive treats. (If I have to meow more than twice, I'm forced to trip Motha as she walks down the stairs.)
-Groom myself on my freshly made bed (Unfortunately, mommy and daddy think its their bed. It's not! It's Shelby's!)
-Lay in the sun, stretching and letting the warmth settle on my freshly groomed fur.
...and so you have it!
That's what Shelby does on a typical morning. Of course, there are exceptions like when I need to slap the dog again in the throat or when Motha doesn't provide my treats and I'm forced to piss in her shoes. But, other than that...this Shelby's morning ritual. You WILCOME!
