You're probably wondering why I didn't give you an update on day 2 of my hunger strike. It's because I decided to sleep the day away. Not only was Motha concerned that I didn't move in 27 hours, but it proved a point:
I'm not eating that crap!
Not one bite.
She's "concerned" that I'm going to starve.
Ha!
If she were really concerned then she would toss that shit out of my bowl and give Shelby her old food!!
Not sure how much longer I can hold out for. I'm weak, have been sleeping all day long (shut up. Yes, I know I already do that)...and...I'm losing my fur!
Okay, so it's Spring and maybe the loss of fur could be attributed to me shedding my sexual winter jacket. It's nice for Shelby!
Now that I've written you this letter, I am utterly exhausted as it's taken all of my energy to do so...back to bed!!
Motha's freshly washed, black yoga pants will make for a nice bed. Shedding time!!
Ahahahahaha!
P.S. I hid all of the sticky rolling devices that remove all of my fur....take that!!
