Sleep, shit and shoes!

I jumped up onto the my bed that Motha and Fatha use at night. Evidently doing so scared the piss out of the dog who was curled up like a douche next to Fathers head.  I mean, literally, the little shit stain pissed the damn bed. 

So Motha deemed this to be my fault and banned me from the room. Obviously it goes without saying that I will be taking a wonderful shit in her shoes later on today. 

Yes, the new ones she adores that Fatha said she paid too much for. Then I will conveniently place one of Shadow's toys near the shit-filled shoes so that she thinks he did it. Ha! Win-win for Shelby!