Motha bought me new food. It's "healthy"...
...aka it smells like the dogs shit.
Nope not eating it!
She tried to pull this shit on me when I first allowed her to take me home from the prison camp. At first, I was given delicious, scrumptious, flavorful, fattening and mouth-watering food.
Then she switched it with some other food. Naturally, I went on a hunger strike.
Unfortunately, that strike only lasted for an hour. I smelt the food, let the dog try some incase it was poisoned and after he didn't die (hoping he would) I ate some.
It was actually tasty, not like my original food but it would do.
Plus, she didn't take my scrumptious morsels of treats away...
But now, now she's gone too far!!!!
Apparently, the devils spawn (something called a veterinarian) told Motha that I shouldn't be eating that type of food and should try something healthier. Again, dog takes shits that smell more appetizing.
The hunger strike continues!! This time I've made it four hours. I'm starting to get a little light-headed but I will not cave!!
There's better chances of me sprouting wings and flying than me eating that shit!
Hmmmm...if I did sprout wings, I would be able to launch my aerial attacks on the dog from anywhere in the house!!!
That'd be great!!
Well...until this new food goes away...I'll be wishing my Mother to rot in hell...along with the dog of course.
