It's invaded my house!
If only I knew where the hell it came from I could kill it and set it on fire to destroy its existence.
The intruder is red, fast, round, small and a pain in my tail!
It appears when my parents are home. Only once in a while though. Those humans are filthy, they must have brought it into my house.
I go wild when I see it! My years of training and sharpshooting have prepared me for instances like this.
The only problem, is that I can't get it. Moving at the speed of light, it jerks around my house. On the floors, the walls, sometimes even the ceiling!
I'm feeling quite defeated.
Plus, my soldier (dog aka stupid) doesn't even see it!
If he did I would send him on a suicide mission to take care of it! (Two birds with one stone, ey!)
Nevertheless, I will continue my battles against the red light! One day I will seek vengeance and succeed in its demise!
In the meantime, I'm going to continue my vigorous training at 2 a.m.
